Ok, so the fanfic mad-libs generator is the best thing
Here is a passionate femslash story about the cat and cake.
The Mind-blowing Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Cake strode along the path, making for Loud Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Fancy Egg, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Tail.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her delicious frosting just in time to face the sticky woman who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The woman struck huskily, and Cake barely raised her frosting to meet the attack. They fought long and appetizingly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Cake found herself forced to one knee, the woman’s frosting pressed to her beautiful mouth. “I am Tallulah of Loud Castle,” she said. “You are an unworthy guardian for the Fancy Egg. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a sleeping person’s stomach or kidneys.”
But Cake had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her frosting with a twist, overpowered Tallulah and pinned her to the ground. “What say you now?” Cake said, looking down upon her.
Tallulah’s ear shimmered like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o’er all the land. “I have underestimated you, Cake. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty…and more.”
Cake’s desire was enflamed. Her mouth throbbed and all her thoughts were to lick Tallulah like an axelotle. Cake caressed Tallulah’s iridescent ear and she responded. They came together sensually, and their joining was as sweet as their battle, and also much louder.
“Ah, my sweet cat!” Cake groaned and mewed Tallulah as appalingly as she could.
“Ouch!” she yelled. “What the hell is that?”
“Oh,” Cake said. “That’s where I put the Fancy Egg for safekeeping. Sorry.”
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed greedily on the grass, forgetful of all but their inviting love. “We will stay together forever,” Tallulah said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Tail never got the Fancy Egg and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
You know you want to play this game. Yes. Yes you do.
Pretty much every conversation we have in the apartment
Cherrybaum, dripping with sarcasm: “We’re terrible people! Oh no!”
Seriously, one of my favorite things about our apartment is hearing each other’s reactions to tumblr posts.
- Me: Blah blah blah body stupidity. But I'm in a sweatshirt.
- Cherry: I don't know. I haven't seen you out of a sweatshirt since you got home.