Quotes from The Student Prince: Chapter 7
“I wouldn’t want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of solid gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana, you massive pillock,” said Merlin, red faced and furious.
…
Arthur looked at him quizzically. “Okay,” he said. “Sorry, my bad. Merlin, do you like to take it up the arse, mate?”
Merlin gaped. “What?”
“I’m asking if you like cock. If you’re a homosexual. Do you like to fuck other men, Merlin, in a deeply gay sort of way?”
(Source: oddthingsinthedark)
Quotes from The Student Prince: Chapter 7
“I wouldn’t want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of solid gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana, you massive pillock,” said Merlin, red faced and furious.
…
Arthur looked at him quizzically. “Okay,” he said. “Sorry, my bad. Merlin, do you like to take it up the arse, mate?”
Merlin gaped. “What?”
“I’m asking if you like cock. If you’re a homosexual. Do you like to fuck other men, Merlin, in a deeply gay sort of way?”
Reblogging for the first one, which I think may need to come into regular play. (I like the second one, but I like the quote a lot more in context, and the first one is great with or without context.)
(Source: oddthingsinthedark)

Quotes from The Student Prince: Chapter 3
“OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyJesusFuckingChristOnAPogoStick!” screamed Gwen when she reached them, grabbing hold of Merlin’s shoulder and Lance’s elbow. She looked shellshocked and starry eyed, and she was doing a sort of frantic, involuntary Snoopy Dance of glee as she stood in front of the two of them.
(Source: oddthingsinthedark)
Straight On Till Morning →
In honour of The Student Prince reread, and the glorious opening ceremonies of the London Olympics, this is a very short dialogue-only snippety Easter Egg set in the same ‘verse as The Student Prince.
Oh! Yay!
Dear fellow merthur fangirls and boys…
It’s finally done! And it was a labor of love, I tell you. Click the video above to watch “The Student Prince,” or at least what FayJay’s beloved fanfic *might* look like if they made it into a movie trailer. Apologies for anything that doesn’t make sense. This idea came to me months ago and I’ve FINALLY finished… so thanks to all of you who had suggestions/encouragement/squees of inspiration along the way!
Special thanks to obsessivebrolindisorder for the song choice by Imagine Dragons—you nailed it!—and this goes out to brolin-in-the-tardis, you fabulous lady you!!! :D
much love!
starlit-morning
Merlin | University of St Andrews School of Magic 2.0
Made for Merlin T-shirt Design Fest
I need more fandom t-shirts. Starting with this one.
(Source: aprilsdaughter)


