Quotes from The Student Prince: Chapter 7
“I wouldn’t want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of solid gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana, you massive pillock,” said Merlin, red faced and furious.
Arthur looked at him quizzically. “Okay,” he said. “Sorry, my bad. Merlin, do you like to take it up the arse, mate?”
Merlin gaped. “What?”
“I’m asking if you like cock. If you’re a homosexual. Do you like to fuck other men, Merlin, in a deeply gay sort of way?”
Reblogging for the first one, which I think may need to come into regular play. (I like the second one, but I like the quote a lot more in context, and the first one is great with or without context.)